Falling /faceplanting, while running up steps, with my bum facing out to 4,100 audience members, a couple feet away from Celine Dion. I squeal, Dance Captain looks at me and laughs, and thank goodness I wore underpants.

Or flying /falling again, because of someone crashing into me, in opening sequence of Guys and Dolls. As I try to get up, my foot gets caught in skirt and I fall AGAIN (this was in rehearsal).